Remember 1972? BRAH does.
Together for only a decade or so at the time, BRAH is caught in this rare shot from California Jam debuting the title track from their 6th album "Devil And The Thing He Make You Do"
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2.4.10 ONE DAY IN 1972...
Remember 1972? BRAH does.
Together for only a decade or so at the time, BRAH is caught in this rare shot from California Jam debuting the title track from their 6th album "Devil And The Thing He Make You Do"
19.7.09 BRAH Vocalist Discusses Education
"BRAH has always believed in the power of education," says lead vocalist Rod Odin. "But usually that means me educating certain members of the opposite sex regarding some very important life lessons." Odin broke out into uncontrollable laughter, ending the interview.
17.7.09 Helmut Hits Perfect Note; Immediately Retires
Newsflash: Deutschland - Helmut Von Kilmeister, lead bass player for the world's most popular heavy metal tribute band BRAH, has retired. Exact circumstances are unclear at this point, according to unnamed sources, but the abrupt departure from his professional music career apparently stems from his having played "the perfect note."
Duke LiChetta, who attended the concert last Sunday night at House of Blues, described the scene as "strangely inspiring. The guy, Helmut, you know - America's favorite German cannibal bassist - was just playing the song. It was perfectly normal until he moved his left hand a little bit higher. That's when his eyes closed and I could tell he must have finally hit the perfect note."
Von Kilmeister commented on the situation later that night. "I was simply trying to play ze note and ze note began to play differently and I felt like I was on holiday in ze alps or frolicking in ze meat fields of my home township of Eisenhuttenstadt. Certainly I knew it was very important to end ze note but I could not easily determine when to do so. So I am going to retire, I think, so I can contemplate ze note and, perhaps, tweet about ze note on my netbook. I would also like to create several facebook quizzes about ze note."
Rock fans are correlating this incident to similar happenings in the late 80's when metal band Twisted Sister took several months off after recording their perfect cover of "Leader of the Pack."
16.7.09 The Licker Changes Strings; Stops Eating; Dow Plunges
The Licker, voted "Greatest Guitarist on Earth" in a poll on greatestguitaristonearth.com, stopped eating for approximately seven minutes last Friday night when he determined his strings needed to be changed and that he could only do so using both hands.
"Usually I'll just eat and play, play and eat. But I was really worried that A string was going to pop - it was covered in Buffalo Sauce" Shares of both Popeyes and KFC briefly plummeted at the news but soon rose to new highs when The Licker finished changing the strings and officially endorsed both Popeyes' new Big Easy Chicken Bowl and KFC's new Mashed Potato Bowl.
Stock analyst Jim Cramer mentioned the moment on his CNBC show Mad Money and flashed BRAH's signature devil horns as he proclaimed a new "buffalo market."
15.7.09 Troubled Middle Agers Attend New "Rock School"
America's "Bad Boys," BRAH, have been temporarily moved from the naughty list to teacher's pet thanks to a little help from the Department of Education.Using special teaching tools (seen in accompanying photograph) administered via monetary grants by both the Bush and Obama administrations, BRAH has been helping groups of troubled youth learn to communicate with other metal fans.
"BRAH has always believed in the power of education," says lead vocalist Rod Odin. "But usually that means me educating certain members of the opposite sex regarding some very important life lessons." Odin then broke out into uncontrollable laughter, ending the interview.
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