15.7.09 Troubled Middle Agers Attend New "Rock School"

America's "Bad Boys," BRAH, have been temporarily moved from the naughty list to teacher's pet thanks to a little help from the Department of Education.

Using special teaching tools (seen in accompanying photograph) administered via monetary grants by both the Bush and Obama administrations, BRAH has been helping groups of troubled youth learn to communicate with other metal fans.

"BRAH has always believed in the power of education," says lead vocalist Rod Odin. "But usually that means me educating certain members of the opposite sex regarding some very important life lessons." Odin then broke out into uncontrollable laughter, ending the interview.

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