The Licker, voted "Greatest Guitarist on Earth" in a poll on greatestguitaristonearth.com, stopped eating for approximately seven minutes last Friday night when he determined his strings needed to be changed and that he could only do so using both hands.
"Usually I'll just eat and play, play and eat. But I was really worried that A string was going to pop - it was covered in Buffalo Sauce" Shares of both Popeyes and KFC briefly plummeted at the news but soon rose to new highs when The Licker finished changing the strings and officially endorsed both Popeyes' new Big Easy Chicken Bowl and KFC's new Mashed Potato Bowl.
Stock analyst Jim Cramer mentioned the moment on his CNBC show Mad Money and flashed BRAH's signature devil horns as he proclaimed a new "buffalo market."
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